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Do You Want Your Bird Grilled Or Crispy?

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/22/07 10:05

, office sheeple: The Bird Restored To Its Natural Beauty

Its the brave little bird who attempted to stop a car in its tracks. Well it would have if the weight difference was not so high. A Michigan woman was driving on the road when she hit a small bird. She said she saw feathers galore, but no sign of any bird. But a few days later, she spotted the bird, which was trapped within the car's grille. The bird is recovering from the incident and it seems to be doing well.

This car grille was inspected for any other damage. That's when a retired boxer looked at the car. This grill soon became the first prototype for the George Foreman Grill 2. This grilled worked even faster to cook the food exactly how you want it. It will never hit markets because the government deemed it too hazardous for the general public.

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