Santa Claus will be moving to a new location shortly. Ever since the Russians claimed the North Pole, Santa has been out of house and home. Russia received much scorn from the United States and Canada after claiming the winter wonderland. But I think Russia really doesn't care one bit.
On Thursday, Russia laid its flag at the bottom of the Artic Ocean, claiming the North Pole. But its not called the North Pole anymore. The simply call it "ICHTBH," which is short for, "Its Colder Here Than Back Home." Mark my words, they'll be prepared to work with Microsoft on global domination plans.
Canada and the U.S. basically dismissed Russia's claim. They called Russia's technique medieval and called them big fat losers. "You can't just go and claim the North Pole!" both countries said to Russia, but once again, Russia's not listening.
