Sheeple Magazine February Archive

Future Plans for a Future Competition

By Jamin Greensbury at 02/06/08 15:41

At my high school, there is an annual contest called Mr. KAHS, or Mr. Kickapoo Area High School. I have plans to enter it, but I need to figure out what I can do in it. You see, the contest is divided into 3 parts. The first is the casual wear, where the contestants put on outrageous costumes and do a little 20 second skit. These skits consist of the announcers talking about you in your costume while you just walk around the stage. The second part is the evening wear, where the 'pageant' goes back to normal. All you put on is a nice shirt and tie with some slacks, that's all. The third and final round is the Q&A session. Here the selected finalists answer random questions drawn from envelopes. After all's said and done, the winner emerges. Hopefully that'll be me this year.

So what I was thinking is doing what I do best. Air guitar. I'll don an 80's rock band suit and jam out to a possible Van Halen song. The suit will probably somewhat resemble Izzy Sparks from Guitar Hero 3, or at least be that kind of style. I'n really not worried about the evening wear part, its the casual wear that wins the competition. Maybe this year I'll be crowned Mr. KAHS and reign supreme over the school. Or maybe I'll just be another one of those guys who wears their Mr. KAHS shirt around for fun.