Sheeple Magazine July Archive

Confused About Campaign Commercials

By Jamin Greensbury at 07/08/08 11:26

The other day I was just relaxing and watching the television. The commercials come on and bore me with products I'll never buy. Then comes on a presidential campaign commercial. First it starts talking about what all John McCain has done well for us and will do well for us. Next it talks about how Barack Obama has said no to many important issues that will benefit us. That's when I realized it was a McCain commercial. But the next part confused me to no end.

The last part of the commercial said, Barack Obama, 97% of the something vote thing. I can't remember what the last part was, but it was unimportant. The message stayed there for awhile. It was then I realized I had no idea what the commercial was trying to tell me. Does it want me to vote for Obama too? All I know is if that are more commercials like that, I may have to vote for both candidates because I won't know who the better pick is.