For those of you that are geography impaired, there is a country named Nigeria located in Africa. Yes, the huge island under Europe. Anyways, they have a Vice President with a rather strange name. Not as strange as a child named "4Real", but strange nonetheless. The man's name is Goodluck Jonathan.When Goodluck was just a little boy, he actually didn't have good luck at all. Even coming from a rich family, things didn't go his way. For Christmas one year he asked for the Super Sheeple Action Figure with Awesome Judo Chop Action! But what he did get for Christmas was a picture of the action figure and a pair of socks. Goodluck could not figure out why Santa Claus only brought him a picture.
When Goodluck got older, he decided to become active in the government. Always pulling the short straw out, he got stuck with the jobs no one else wanted to do. He had to do all the busy work while others got to shine in the spotlight. Things didn't look good for Goodluck.
But things did start looking good for Goodluck. He finally received his chance to run for the presidency of Nigeria. His campaign was a hit at first, and his slogan "Vote For Goodluck to Receive Good Luck" was seen everywhere. But a huge change of events came to be in Nigeria. An unknown candidate came from the bottom of the pack and defeated Goodluck in the election. Some guy named "4Real" beat out Goodluck for the position of President. So that's why Goodluck Jonathan had to settle for Vice President.
