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Mom Is Being Mean To Me

By Jamin Greensbury at 10/23/07 15:34
When you were young, do you remember your parents yelling at you from the front seat of the family car? It was usually for good reasons too, like you and your brother were trading punches in the station-wagon. Anyway, just think if it was the other way around. What if the little boy was getting the mom in trouble? Well this actually happened (You probably guessed where I was going with this). A little boy who was around 8 years of age called 911 because his mom was acting crazy behind the wheel. When the boy was talking to the 911 operator, his mom grabbed the phone from him and ended the call. Boy tries again. No luck. Luckily, police were able to track the cell phone and arrested the mean mommy. The kids were fine if you wanted to know.

That reminds me of a funny thing I saw the other day. I'm walking down the street going to get my car when I saw a similar thing. A woman pulled out of her driveway and as soon as she got on the open road, turned completely around to yell at her kids. As she drive away, I couldn't help but laugh. I remember those days of sitting in the back seat.

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No Wonder Phone Usage When Driving Is Almost Outlawed

By Jamin Greensbury at 10/17/07 15:40
I'm sure that in the area you live in there are government officials trying to outlaw phone usage when driving. Well sometimes it could be good, and other times it could be bad. One man in Oregon was texting and driving at the same time. Bad combination, beacuse when he looked up, a freight train was right in front of him. He slammed into the train, but everything was okay except for the car. The man turned out to be fine. But let me ask you a question. How do you not notice a train even if you aren't looking? They're big and loud, plus they block the entire road.

That's why I think along with the driver's license test, states should now offer phone usage while driving tests. That way people still have enough skill behind the wheel to drive and text at the same time. No need to outlaw phone usage.

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