Sheeple Magazine August Archive

Your Dream Of Becoming An Astronaut Has Come True!

Have you ever dreamed of being an astronaut? Well if you wait about five or so years, you could be one. Not really, but you can feel like one. Planned to open in 2012, the Galatic Suite will be the first outer space hotel. But not everyone can go on it. First of all, you need $4 million to stay for three nights. The average person doesn't have $4 million to spare.

But in the year 2023, the Galatic Suite will serve another purpose. As invaders from the planet Uruguaya (almost like our country of Uruguay) will try and destroy the Earth. So the Galatic Suite will serve as the front line fortress of Earth's defences. So before that happens, hopefully you get a chance to stay as a guest and not a soldier at the Galatic Suite.