Sheeple Magazine August Archive

The Philosophy Of The Washlet

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/31/07 11:01

Most people have never even laid eyes on a washlet. What's a washlet? Surely you've heard of the special toilets in China. These washlets are the toilets that spray your hindquarters with water when you're finished doing business with the toilet. No toilet paper required. The washlet hasn't caught on as much in the U.S. as it did in China. Most that own them are rich millionaires or luxury hotels.

I never thought much of these appliances until a heard a spokesperson for the company told the philosophy of the washlet. She said, "Toilet paper just distributes the problem. Whenever we clean anything else, we use water right?" Just hearing that really struck a chord with me. Now where can I buy a washlet so I can get my butt cleaned?