Picture yourself sitting in Central Park NY. Enjoying the beautifuls views and nature. Then you look over and thats when you see the ugliest looking thing in NY. Its a pigeon flying around pooping on freshly cleaned cars and walking on the sidewalk annoying everbody with their hideousness. Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg has received numerous complaints on these Ugly birds. Animal rights activitists have protested all atempts to reduce the pigeon population claiminig they are cruel. We believe it's no coincidence that fourty-five parrots were mysteriously stolen from a pet store.
This is clearly not a simple burglary, but an elaborate scheme by Mayor Bloomberg to replace the disgusting pigeons in Central park with these tropical Parrots valued at more than $1000 each?
