According to Forbes Magazine the USA is tighening Airport Security in the Mornings. Apparently news is that based on the events of 911 terrorists are not belived to fly later in the day.Later in the year, the TSA (Transportation Safety Authority) is planning a new all inclusive type of airport and airline security. All passengers will be stripped of all their clothes and undergarments.
All passengers will be fed a strong laxitive and then held for 48 to 72 hours to ensure their intestines have been fully cleaned. Luggest will be shipped via train to the nearest port and shipped to their final destination by cargo ship.
Passengers in the cleaned state will then board the airliners and fly to their destination. There will be department stores in the destination airport where they can buy a new set of clothes.
It is not anticipated that the delay in the arrival of passenger luggage by cargo ship will be any more of an inconvience than the normal loss or delay of luggage.
Security should be significantly improved for passengers flying in the predawn hours or later in the day.
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