Sheeple Magazine August Archive

A Change To A Different Surname

My first question is, why? A woman from Wisconsin has applied to legally change her last name to bin Laden. She has denied talking to the press about her name change, so no one really knows the motives for the change. Maybe she just wants to be different. Actually, she probably just wants to inspire fear in the hearts of everyone she meets. "Hello, my name is Sue bin Laden." how would that make you feel if someone introduced themselves like that?

You Know, she could just be trying to check how effective airport security is. Do you think the security would let someone with the surname of bin Laden just pass by unchecked? I think not. Or maybe she's a bounty hunter and using that surname could possibly lure Osama out of hiding. No one knows her motives, and no one will probably ever know.