'Suspicious Luggage Closes Long Beach California Airport'

Suspicious Luggage Closes Long Beach California Airport

By Wilbur Corncon at 07/26/07 14:39

I was spell bound as I read the Reuters news story about the Long Beach California aiport being closed and evacuated over a piece of suspicous luggage.

Ok, the truth. I wasn't really spell bound as the news service probably hoped their readers would be. I was actually very bored. I wanted to know what was inside the luggage. I wanted to know why it was suspicious. I wanted to know where it came from. I wanted to see a photo of it.

The article was short and really didn't tell me anything interesting. However when I was about the close the window something grabbed my eye. The baby monkey photo!

Now that must have been the suspicious luggage and Reuters was just disguising it so they wouldn't upset the TSA Transportaion Safety Authority. I then realized that this was really a baby monkey sent from Cameroon.

The fraudsters in Cameroon have become so enraged that information about their frauds and the lack of monkeys is out they decided to stage this terrorist like acitivity to show they really do have monkeys! (they don't).

The article that so fully failed to capture my interest was located at:

http://today. reuters.com/ news/ articleinvesting.aspx ?type=bondsNews& storyID=2007-07-26T175047Z_01_N26425459_RTRIDST _0_CALIFORNIA-AIRPORT-EVACUATION-UPDATE-1.XML

Though I don't suppose that url stays good for too long. Delete the spaces if you cut and paste it.

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