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Your HP Printer or Flatulence of Your Coworkers the Real Air Quality Problem?

By Jamin Greensbury at 08/04/07 13:40

With the announcement from Australia that laser printers emit particles that cause air pollution and HP's denial of negative health effects from their laser printers, we must examine the air quality in an office more closely.

It is our belief that there are other air quality issues that make affect work performance more directly than any problem with later printers and that is simply the flatulence of your coworkers.

We believe this probably may be increased when too much junk food is eaten. We recommend that all offices conduct regular flatulence studies in their offices and implement appropriate disciplinary plans where an excess of flatulence is found.

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